Thursday 31 March 2016

April fool sms and jokes

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April fool SMS and jokes
U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

This is a VIRUS . . .

 (189 votes, average: 3.65 out of 5)

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

 (200 votes, average: 3.71 out of 5)

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

 (83 votes, average: 3.78 out of 5)

This is not SMS, it's just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

Someone misses you

 (802 votes, average: 3.81 out of 5)

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ..

I am your girlfriend is ....

 (245 votes, average: 3.77 out of 5)

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

theek kaha na ?

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Happy april fools day

Plz call me, its urgent

 (709 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)

Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
.
.
.
.
.
Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
.
.
Warna
.
.
GADHA mar jayega

Source: http://sms4smile.com/category/april-fools-sms/

Thursday 21 January 2016

chinese new year 2016

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Chinese new year 2016

May this New year 2016 bring color and peace to your life. new year represents that the next turn comes in life to look for the next achievement and goal . Every new year is quite interesting because we may get some chance to meet our life partner in an get to gather or we may get some interesting or exciting gifts from our loved ones in an unexpected time , such things give more joy. that moments never get back in our life , so enjoy your new year in a different way and also take some good resolutions in order to help others and  to change your bad attitude to make peoples look at you.all peoples in the world need money but every creature in this universe needs basic food and love . because they are more worth than of having more money.the last minute of new year makes uor heart to pump faster to say that happy new year to your loved ones , in order to say that you wished him first.
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